June 19, 2009

~Friday~Funnies~Top Ten Automated Out of Office replies

With summer vacation coming up I am sure we will all be seeing a lot more Out of Office replies - wouldn't it be great* to see some of these on a lazy friday afternoon in the summer? Or maybe use some of these?

10. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

9. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

8. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

7. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

6. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

4. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. (Tempting to use this one for helpdesk tickets :-)

3. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

2. I've run away to join a different circus.(Like maybe that Circus called 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'?)

1. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Stacey' instead of Stan.

I wish I could take credit for these but I have to tip my hat to http://toddand.com/2008/08/09/top-10-out-of-office-auto-replies/ for this one!
Happy Friday everyone!
* This email is in no way an endorsement for actually trying any of these Auto Replies. User takes full responsibility if they are foolish enough to try any of these.