These are my Top 10 Contributions over the last few years:
10. The chemistry teacher was preparing an experiment to snap an old Michael Jackson album in half. He was Breaking Bad.
9. The pun is mightier than the soared.
8. I thought I went to the penguin wing at the vet clinic but everyone just stared at me. It was Auk Ward.
7.Call us dorks, dweebs, or nerds if you want -it's all geek to me.
6. Newtons Law explains the attraction between two masses. Coles Law explains the attraction between Cabbage and Mayonnaise.
5. My new suit is the right size and the right price so I guess you could say it fits the Bill
4. (based on a true story) My son and and I raced to get dressed for the formal dinner. It was a deadheat until the last item. It was a tie.
3. Having Negative Knowledge on a subject is a No Know.
There was a Canuck who loved Punning
But his #1Pun never got in the Running Then one day He stopped using "Eh" Now they R really quite stunning