April 30, 2015

My Top 10 #1Pun Entries

Top 10 puns Bills Friday FunniesA few years ago I stumbled across a great twitter game called  #1Pun started by none other than Juan Pun.  So many great original jokes on there which I wouldn't dare try to rate cause they are all #1! (Get it ...Number one, and they're puns? I crack myself up! ) If you are a glutton for PUNishment check them out here.

These are my Top 10 Contributions over the last few years:

Top 10 puns Breaking Bad Michael Jackson10.  The chemistry teacher was preparing an experiment to snap an old Michael Jackson album in half. He was Breaking Bad.

9. The pun is mightier than the soared.

8. I thought I went to the penguin wing at the vet clinic but everyone just stared at me. It was Auk Ward. 

7.Call us dorks, dweebs, or nerds if you want -it's all geek to me.

6. Newtons Law explains the attraction between two masses. Coles Law explains the attraction between Cabbage and Mayonnaise.

5. My new suit is the right size and the right price so I guess you could say it fits the Bill

4. (based on a true story) My son and and I raced to get dressed for the formal dinner. It was a deadheat until the last item. It was a tie.

3. Having Negative Knowledge on a subject is a No Know.

There was a Canuck who loved Punning
But his never got in the Running Then one day He stopped using "Eh" Now they R really quite stunning

Top 10 puns no one gets left behind

Happy Friday everyone! I hope at least one of these made you smile or maybe no pun intendid?

April 24, 2015

Top 10 Random thoughts during Business Analysis training week in Vancouver

Random Thoughts Training Week Vancouver
My selfie from the illustrious Global Knowledge Training Center
in Vancouver, BC, Canada
Just completed a great course from Global Knowledge in Vancouver to help me do more Business Analysis type things on my job. Between hotel and airports I had some time to reflect on my training and the Vancouver area ...

Top 10 Random thoughts during Business Analysis Training:

10.  Although Enterprise Analysis includes Data it has nothing to do with Star Trek

Random Thoughts Business Analysis Rick Moranis Ghostbusters


Q:Why do vampires make poor project managers

A: Because they wont meet with stakeholders.

7. Q. What is the PM's favorite passphrase?

    A.  Open SME

6.  That was a great sandwich board sign at the barbershop...

5. ... on both sides.

4. Why doesn't Willie Desjardin play the Sedins more?  (not funny, just the truth)

3. Risk Managment is more than just going after Australia in the first round of attacks.

2. Can I come up with 10 of these by Friday without cheating?

1. If the A-Team was Agile:
Business Analysis Training Agile A-Team

-Hannibal would be the PM ('cause he loves it when a plan comes together)
-MR T would be the Business Analyst (BA)
-Face would be the executive sponsor. (in charge of convincing exec's to throw money at the project
-Murdoch would be the enigmatic end user. :-)
-And The A-team theme song would play through the entire sprint.

Happy Friday Everyone!